Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No space for wimps here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every fiber of the experience.
- Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been reading.
- That where the real excitement is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, powerful experience.
We're not begging. We’re just offering you the truth.
dudes: Dude Get down with me Me Right Now
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with Small talk, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Dude! These Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Live My Life in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Get Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta read more crank it up and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.